touchnovel Chapter 328 The All-Purpose Excuse
Chapter 328 The All-Purpose Excuse
Meanwhile, on this side...
The moment Zhang Cheng's family entered the school.
With a sharp, long whistle sounding across the playground, the first morning of the school sports meet officially came to an end.
The class's charity sale stall was also closed.
Jiang Bai took a breath, feeling like a mage whose mana had been completely drained.
"Bai Zhi, quick! This is some warm honey water that I specially went to the logistics department to get. It'll soothe your throat!"
Su Ze handed over the cup with a fawning expression, his eyes so kind they almost seemed to radiate holy light.
"And here you go! Specially supplied mint throat lozenges!"
Gu Dapeng was not to be outdone, holding two candies in his hand, looking just like a younger brother offering cigarettes.
Jiang Bai numbly took the water and sipped it.
He had been talking non-stop all morning. If it weren't for his super high stamina, an ordinary person would have already lost their voice!
Just then, squad leader Chen Jie, holding his phone, jogged into the shaded area.
His once composed face was now as red as a monkey's bottom, and his expression was almost crazed.
"Bai Zhi, junior! Look!"
Chen Jie shoved his phone screen shoved in front of Jiang Bai's face, his voice shrill:
"This is the real-time donation amount as tallied by the student council's backend system!"
"Our class raised 18,600 yuan in just three hours this morning!!"
Jiang Bai was stunned for a moment. Although he knew that blind boxes sold out quickly, this number was indeed a bit outrageous.
"Eighteen thousand?"
"Yes! I estimate that 90% of this was raised thanks to your hard work, Junior Sister Bai Zhi!"
Chen Jie wiped his sweat as he pointed to the statistics ranking table on the screen.
Jiang Bai glanced at it casually.
Good heavens, the difference in those rankings is practically a "dimensional reduction attack" in a physical sense.
First Place: Class 6, 26, Acting Department (with Jiang Baizhi as the judge) – 18642.00 yuan
Second Place: Vocal Performance Class 1 (Various Celebrity Merchandise) – 4800.00 RMB
Third place: Class 3, Dance Department (reselling various second-hand teaching materials) – 3200.00 yuan
In some of the later classes, the number of students was still hovering around three digits.
"The first fault line!"
Chen Jie was so excited that he kept slapping his thigh.
"I estimate that this 18,000 is equivalent to the total income of all classes in the entire school!"
"Bai Zhi, you've worked so hard!"
Jiang Bai smiled, his voice carrying an air of nonchalance:
"As long as it can help the children... Bai Zhi's hard work is worth it."
As the morning sports meet came to an end, the crowd on the playground began to move toward the cafeteria.
Jiang Bai's gaze narrowed slightly as he looked at his roommates who were staring intently at him.
It's lunchtime.
Although his roommate wished his main account, Jiang Bai, would disappear, just in case, he still had to let it out for some fresh air.
After all, mealtimes are the perfect time for two people to become misplaced!
and.......
His stomach was on a massive strike.
"Boss, I'm starving!"
Jiang Bai was sickly in his sea of consciousness.
"I've been busy with business all morning and talking non-stop. I feel so hungry now that I could eat the whole cafeteria."
"If Jiang Baizhi were to eat this meal, would I have to use a toothpick to pick out every single grain of rice in order to maintain my goddess image?"
[Ding! Host, don't worry! If you perform the 'Abyssal Maw' in the cafeteria as Jiang Baizhi, this system guarantees that with your current high charm level, such a down-to-earth action might even attract a large number of fans!]
"What? Losing a huge number of fans?"
"I get it! I have to log in to my main account!"
Jiang Bai pretended to have hearing problems, but a look of extreme longing for braised pork flashed in his eyes.
"I've been starving all morning. The 'survival by drinking dew' setting on the smaller version is just too damn painful."
"It's okay on the film set, there are private rooms, and the crew members won't say much if they see it. But if it's in the cafeteria, I guarantee it will be trending on social media and seen by the whole internet in the next second."
"Only when I turn back into the giant Jiang Bai can I swagger around the cafeteria!"
After making up my mind.
Jiang Bai looked at his several enthusiastic sons beside him.
The core issue now is...
How to get rid of these "sister-gazing rocks" around you who are more dedicated than bodyguards?
After a moment, Jiang Bai came up with a solution.
What could be a better method than the ultimate excuse of needing to pee?
Inside the shaded pavilion, Su Ze was fanning Jiang Bai vigorously with a small fan while offering words of comfort and concern.
"Little Baizhi, are you tired?"
"I'll take you to a French restaurant outside of school later. I'm rich, we won't have to wait in line!"
Gu Dapeng also straightened his back and pushed Su Ze aside:
"Why eat French food?! That stuff doesn't fill you up!"
"I'll take you to eat authentic Northeastern Chinese food, all you can eat!"
Squad leader Chen Jie chimed in from the side:
"Why don't we just go to the second floor of the cafeteria? That way we won't have to go far."
Jiang Bai looked at the faces that were full of "flattery," slowly lowered his head, and began to prepare his emotions.
He stretched out his slender fingers and gently stirred the hem of his skirt, his twin ponytails falling down to his chest with the movement.
Then, the control skill was activated, and a blush appeared on her face.
"Um... Brother Aze, Brother Dapeng, Brother Chen Jie."
Jiang Bai's voice was barely audible, her eyes darting around, her fox-like ears tucked uneasily into her head, and her tone was full of the shyness unique to girls.
"Bai Zhi... Bai Zhi needs to go to the restroom."
"Go...go to the restroom?!"
Su Ze was stunned for half a second, then suddenly realized what was happening. His face flushed red, and he seemed to have been put on pause.
Gu Dapeng waved his hand dismissively, adopting a憨憨 (simple-minded) posture, as if saying, "This humble servant is here to protect you."
"That won't do, Sister Baizhi!"
"The playground is full of perverts! What if someone waits for you at the girls' restroom entrance?"
"Come on! We'll stand guard for you outside the women's restroom!"
"Anyone who dares to look twice, I'll punch them!"
Jiang Bai's body trembled slightly, and her eyes instantly filled with mist caused by "fright".
Aren't you all perverts?
He bit his lip slightly, unleashing his ultimate move, his voice tinged with a hint of coquetry:
"Brothers... that's so embarrassing."
"Wait for me here, okay? Bai Zhi... Bai Zhi will be back soon."
As he spoke, he lightly brushed his hair, his fox ears folding dramatically in the sunlight, and he widened his eyes to look adorable.
Instantly.
The entire venue fell silent.
Su Ze and the others felt a surge of heat rushing up their tailbone to the top of their heads, and their three pairs of nostrils once again showed signs of imminent eruption.
"Good! Good! Good!"
"We'll wait for you! We won't budge, even if you kill us!"
Su Ze shook his head frantically like a rattle drum, standing straighter than a flagpole.
"We'll just stay here and guard our stall!"
"Little sister Baizhi, take your time. Even if you have to wait five hundred years, your brothers will be here waiting for you!!"
The others nodded in agreement, all wearing blank, dazed smiles.
Bai Zhi, the little sister, is actually acting cute and charming towards them, hehehe, so adorable!
"Well... I'm leaving now."
Jiang Bai gave a sweet smile, then, in her little black leather shoes, she ran lightly toward the women's restroom.
Her back view, swaying gracefully beneath the high slit of her black stockings, stirred another wave of excitement among the onlookers.